1.麻烦提供个5,6分钟左右的英语小话剧,内容明了,幽默
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”
“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?
John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.
老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？
约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。
2.六年级两人的英语课本剧（简单）
Today and tomorrow这篇不难的，可以参考下：）~~
Yesterday/'s Tomorrow is Today,Tomorrow/'s Yesterday is Today,Today ,as a bridge,is more important,so Do Cherish Today!
Today is the first day of new week.Not a good begin I think ,I lose something and feel so sad, I know I am growing up.Never look back ,cherish what I have now and make my future brighter!! I should learnt how to live how to deal with thing and learn to do everything as a infant. The world changes so quickly!! People change so quickly, just find I am so puerility that didn/'t know how to deal well with the relationship between people and made myself so hard. I think I am a simple boy but frankly I find I think too much and most of the thing I thought will never happen.
Anyway! Don/'t worry Be happy!! You have so many great friends!! Life is so beautiful!! The world is waiting for you ! Get it !!
3.英语小剧本
这个怎样？The Tiger and The Fox（狐假虎威）（旁白）One day, in a forest a fox ran into a tiger, which was hunting in the forest.Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the beasts. But now I'm very hungry. I must find some animals to eat at once. Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. I'd like to eat you.Facing the tiger's big hungry mouth, the fox was frightened: 'Oh, my God! A tiger! What should I do?He thought hard , then he smiled.'Yes, I have a good idea.'So he pretended to be surprised, and said, 'Oh, my dear!How dare you say that! Yes, you have the name of 'King of the beasts'! But I'm the king of the forest! I'm the king of the forest! Do you know that all the animals in the forest are scared of me not you?' I'm much fiercer than you , If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. “What are you talking about?” said the tiger who couldn't believe his ears. “If you don't believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. The tiger didn't believe what the fox said at all, so he said: 'Ok. Let's go.'A strange sight was taken place in the forest: The fox was proudly marching in front and the fierce tiger followed in a huff（生气）. The fox greeted warmly to the animals: Hello, bear. Hello, frog. Hello, rabbit. The animals all say hello to the fox.But when the animals saw the tiger, they were frightened: Oh! A tiger. Then they all ran away. The tiger was shocked and thought that the animals were scared of the fox. At that time, the fox stopped and asked the tiger, “Tiger, Now you see, they are so frightened! They all run away!” The tiger, who was fooled by this trick and said:“ Yes, you are right. It's true. I'm very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That's all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.The tiger lost a delicious meal, while the Chinese gained an interesting idiom. This story tells us that don't bully（威吓） people by flaunting（炫耀） others' powerful connections（关系）.。
4.经典英语话剧剧本
白雪公主和七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs----音乐起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn't like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.----白雪出场（ 扫地，做清洁.）白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother？----音乐起，皇后出场皇后：I'm the new queen. I'm very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I'll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here！魔镜：Yes, I'm coming. What do you want to know？皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful？魔镜：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.魔镜：Yes. She is Snow White.皇后：Snow White? No, I'm the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here！猎人：Yes. I'm here now.皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.猎人：But she is the princess. …皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don't want to see her again.猎人：Yes！皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.猎人：Yes！----音乐起白雪：（ 高兴地摘花 ） One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful！猎人：（ 慢慢地拔出刀，但犹豫着说 ） Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can't! I can't kill her！白雪：（ 看到后大声哭叫）What are you doing? What's the matter? Why do you kill me？猎人： I'm very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.白雪：But who？猎人：The queen.白雪： But why？猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.白雪：My dear hunter. Don't kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can't find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep！旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.①老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on！②开心果：Who is it？③喷嚏精：Maybe it's the ghost！④瞌睡虫：Let's go into our house quietly.⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.⑥老顽固：Maybe it's the witch.⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来老学究：What a lovely child！开心果：How beautiful！喷嚏精：Who is she？瞌睡虫：Don't wake her up.害羞鬼：Why is she coming here？老顽固：Kill her.白雪： （ 醒来 ） What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.七矮人：（齐说） Yes,But why are you in our house？白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don't drive me away. Let me stay with you.老学究：If you look after our house.开心果：If you do some cooking for us.喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.害羞鬼：But you must be careful.老顽固：Don't go out. Don't let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful？魔镜： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.皇后：What? Snow White is not dead？……Haha,I got a good idear.旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please！白雪：OK! Thank you！ （ 咬了一小口，死了 ）皇后：Hahaha….Now I'm the most beautiful in the world.旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead七矮人：What's the matter？老学究：Snow White 。
5.5分钟英语话剧带翻译8人最好在校园
英语话剧剧本：搞笑英语话剧：三笑三国 （7个人表演） 开场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干 旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ （赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗） 赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already 。
ai ~. （夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出） 夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children, stop there or i will kill you （赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗） 赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ？？ （二人装腔作势打斗数招） 赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three。 nine dark white bone fingers！！ 夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over 赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ （曹操、蒋干二人上） 曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。
长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" 蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said； （曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒） 曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind？ 曹操：是夏侯爱卿。
难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun?Is he engaged in what is called performance art？ （蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起） 曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground？ 夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band 蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 曹操：那你呢？What did you do？ 夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打 曹操：然后呢？What then？ 蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 夏侯敦：唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状） 曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened？ 夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible （曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起） 曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology 。
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状） （三人下） 第二幕：人物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云 （刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上） 旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp. 、（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后） 诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it？刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。
No,it's very cool that I stand just behind you,I can avoid summer heat 诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain！ 刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction!No one can compare with you!just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？ 诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming！ （赵云上） 张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new 。
6.英语节需要英语话剧剧本5
SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ？ 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen , I'm very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 猎 人 出 场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ！ 白雪顺利脱逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1/Look, somebody ate my food---- 2/Somebody drank my water---- 3/Someone is sleeping now---- 4/What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5/How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D：（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6/ welcome to our house!---- 7/Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子唤醒公主，公主醒了 P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ！ 音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞。
7.六年级的英语课本剧
英语不好排 我的也不太好： 场景一： mum: How's it going ,dear? Girl: Just great, mom. Almost done. Mum: you can leave when the soup cools down. Girl :Is Grandma going to be all right? Mum : she's going to be fine. 场景二： Mum: don't run ! I don't want any accidents. Girl :I'll be careful Mum :Go straight to Grandma's Don't stop to play. Girl : I promise. Mum : don't talk to strangers Girl :okay, mom, don't worry. Mu!1'm :it's mother's job to worry. 场景三： Girl: uhh! Wolf : sorry to frighten you . Girl : That's ok. You are welcome. Wolf : Oh, you are very beautiful today. Girl : who are you? Wolf : just a local woodsman. there's a wolf in the woods . Girl :I'll keep my eyes open, bye. Wolf :where are you going ？（边说边把手伸进篮子里，小红帽赶紧把盖子盖紧，）疼的大灰狼 Wolf: EEEEE—yoe on, come on, come on! W actions G: Who is it? Girl: It's me, grandma. W actions G: come on down! Girl: Afternoon, Grandma. W actions G: ______Dear. Girl: No, don't kiss me. W actions G: Can you help me? Dear, And make me some tea. Girl: I brought some soup and some cake for you. I”ll put them in the plate. W actions G: No, come here , Let me take it. Girl: Here you are. W actions G: Thank you. Girl: Would you like some cake? W actions G: Yes, of course. Girl: oh, You have big eyes. W actions G: It's better to see your beautiful face. dear. Girl: oh, your mouth' so large. W actions G: It's better to eat you. My dear. dear. Girl: you're the wolf.（表现出惊奇和害怕的样子）。
W actions G: Yeah!!! Hunter: ya----I”ll bit you, I”ll bit you. （大灰狼加着尾巴逃跑了。）。
8.英语话剧剧本一份
新灰姑娘 New Cinderella角色：灰姑娘（戴着深度近视眼镜，满脸雀斑），后母，两个姐姐，王子，小仙女，女孩甲，女孩乙，参加宴会者数人。
道具：深度近视眼镜两副，高跟鞋，拖把，鸡毛掸子，梳子，橡皮筋，西瓜车，SKI化妆品，音乐带，镜子，围巾，流星。ACT 1（灰姑娘背对着观众，拿着拖把拖地，身体夸张地跟着音乐律动，再拿起鸡毛掸子清理，后母走出来，刚好清理到她的身边。）
Stepmother: Cinderella, what are you doing？ （生气地）Cinderella: Mum, your dress is a little bit dirty. Let me clean it for you. （用鸡毛掸子清理后母的裙子。）Stepmother: Stop it! You naughty girl. Look at my face. （拿出镜子给Cinderella看）You had better clean your face first. （怒气冲冲离开）Cinderella: Oh! My face. What can I do？ （望着镜子）镜子：Oh ,the poor girl. But you are kindhearted.(Cinderella伤心地唱着Star light, star bright)Star light, star bright,First star I see tonight.I wish I may, I wish I might.Have the wish I wish tonight.（闭眼祷告）（这时，天空滑过一颗流星，接着小仙女跑过来，追着这颗流星。）
小仙女：My candy. My candy.（跑着跑着，掉了一样东西）（Cinderella祈祷完毕，看到地上地东西，捡起来。）Cinderella: What is it? SKI ,for beauty. Oh, that is for me. Thank you very much.（双手合十做感谢状）ACT 2(Cinderella背对观众清理房间)大姐：Cinderella, comb my hair.Cinderella: Yes, sister. （将大姐的头发绑成冲天炮）二姐：Cinderella, get me a scarf.（拿出一条围巾并绑二姐未在手臂上）（大姐和二姐站起来互看了一眼，并放声大笑。）
大姐：You look so funny.二姐：You look so funny.大姐，二姐：（觉得不对劲）Cinderella!Cinderella： （没戴眼镜，雀斑全消）Yes？大姐：Cinderella, you look so different.二姐：Cinderella, your face…Cinderella: I made a wish and it came true.大姐，二姐：How did you do that?(Cinderella 配合滑稽的音效，比手画脚了一番。)大姐，二姐：Oh! I see. Go to your room, Cinderella. (Cinderella退回房间)大姐：It is easy, isn't it？二姐：Yes. Let's try.大姐，二姐：（唱歌）Star light, star bright,First star I see tonight.I wish I may, I wish I might.Have the wish I wish tonight.（这时，天空掉下一颗巨大的陨石。）
小仙女：My ball. My ball.（跑着，跑着，将陨石捡起并向观众，这时身上掉下一样东西。）大姐：（睁开眼睛）What is it？二姐：（从地上捡起来）SK.大姐：It works.大姐，二姐：（抢着涂抹）Save some for me.ACT 3Stepmother: Mary! Judy! Where are you? It is time to party.大姐，二姐：（沮丧地）We are here.（大姐，二姐成为大近视眼，脸上并长满雀斑。）
Stepmother: Oh, my goodness! What's the matter with you ？大姐，二姐： Mummy! Help us.ACT 4Cinderella： （唱Star light, star bright并闭眼祷告）（这时，天空滑过一颗流星）小仙女： My candy! My candy!Cinderella! Stop singing the song.Here are the car and the dress.Be sure to come back before twelve.Cinderella: Thank you, my angel!ACT 5（宴会上，大家快乐地跳着舞）王子：My fair lady .May I have this dance?Cinderella: Yes, please.（王子和Cinderella跳着DISCO）Stepmother: Who's that？大姐：She is so beautiful.二姐：I wish I were the girl.大姐：Don't make any wish, stupid girl.（钟敲响12下） 时钟报时：Dang! Dang! Dang! It is 12 o'clock!Cinderella: Oh! I have to leave now.（冲忙跑走，掉了一双鞋子。）王子： Hey! Don't be so rush. What's your name?ACT 6（在街上，王子看到女孩子就请她试穿鞋子。）
王子：Please try it on.女孩甲：（试穿后）It is not my size.女孩乙：（试穿后）It is not mine.大姐：Let me try it.（但穿不下）二姐：It is my turn.（也穿不下）王子：（看到Cinderella）Lady,would you please try it on.Cinderella:Oh! It's my shoe.王子：You are the girl in the party.Cinderella:Yes, I am。Thank you for bringing me the shoe.（跑走，并唱着Star light, star bright）王子：Wait! Wait! I am the prince. Marry me！小仙女：（穿着Cinderella参加舞会地衣服）I do. I do.小仙女：（拉着王子地手不由自主一直大叫I do. ）Cinderella,!Stop singing the song and making any wish.。
